Women are like police. They can have all the evidences in the world, but they still want the confession. -Chris Rock

Two too

When I'm 40 years old with gray hair and three kids!
thank you 

Bride Brigitte

You FREAKISHLY know me so well!!

My first birthday gift! SO HAPPY N EXCIIIITED!!!! Thank you for waking me up at 5am just so that I read what you got me. Sweeeeeeeeeeet loooove!!!

I do remember saying that I hate surprises but that doesn't mean you call me and prepare me for a "surprise email" you silly.

As you know mr 22 is turning 22 on the 22nd of june :D Yes inshalla a very lucky year it will be with all the ones I love. I'm so far from my family and my beautiful lady so I think they should make it up with MASSIVE gifts! Don't you agree???? ;)

Thanks n G'night

123....

1. How did it all start?
2. Where did I meet my beautiful (SEXY!) lady?
3. Lost your way! Where's the right way?
4. WHAT FOUND ME FIRST? .... aka, what happens when I decided to stay over for the weekend in paris, make plans with X and the only thing I can think of to do now is go back home for a RUN in battersea park.
5. Is this crazy? (I asked her)
6. How does one prepare for an illicit game?
7. Whatever happened to my beautiful lady?
8. Nothing! You're pretty dressed up for nothing? (She shouted)
9. What do you do when you don't have the answer?
10. What do you do when a good thing turns bad?
11. What happens when you find out you're the bad thing?
12. Will she forgive or forget me?
13. What's love to the rest of above?

9771 5622 4769

Fly with love Federal Express. Parcels, mail (ex bills), email! Oh and postcards Love'em all :D
What a Friday! I started walking midnight for fresh air and ended up at Chelsea bridge, the only place the makes me so calm and settle like Dover. Wondering about a question. At a social evening in the V&A a gather of my friends and I were asked to fill a list of things we would take if our home were on fire! It must be a joke! i kept thinking of what would I take??

Catherine said she would take her diaries, Lyle said his watches, Chan said his guitar hero!!! Sith said his late father's picture and Zulo said her make up!

 

Few days ago, I was chatting to my lady about this duffel bag that's so practical and durable for my everyday life in London plus its stylish and I haven't seen any carrying it! It's a sort of a duffel bag that I can fill in with my life. The bag is midrange priced and just PERFECT! Still I already have a duffel bag so I don't need another one I just WANT it and I realized that's a huge difference. The difference between wanting and needing is massive! Then it occurred to me that if I get that bag I will be cursed! Cursed of being ungrateful. while reminiscing on that I knew my list! Nothing. . . el7mdellah I've got everything I want. But one thing I need. That one is in dubai! I hope she needs me as much as I need her cos she's the first thing I'd take with me if la sam7 allah my sweet little flat got on fire. 

I just wanted to say that I utterly miss you and most surely need you! Or am I asking for the stars?

 

Waiting for your reply. . . . .

U won't get it bt its hilarious! I love paris in the spring.

No hands!!!!!!
A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom' . With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Mom,


It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Dad. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...... Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime, we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,

Your son, Jonathan


P. S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.(Call me when it's safe to come home.)

Doesn't she remind you of someone?

This picture is for my lady

You always ask me to send you a picture of where I am and what I'm doing and why I'm out so late and with who I'm going and when will I call you and how come I don't ask about you!
I just want to say something: love has no reason.

Rozah abdulla beljafla! A7bich

I just can't believe it! I never in my life missed someone as much as I miss my daughter! For goodness sake just look at her and tell me ur not inloveeee!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Madaraaaaaa

Rose of love, this charms begun! That I and my love will always be one. I invoke the law of love what once was lost returns to me, I gave my love my heart to see, I have given love now I receive. To the stars in my dream lend me such insight, wisdom and divine inspiration that words may flow to me and that I may craft them beautifully so that they spin a tapestry of magic in the hearts of my love. So now I put a spell on you because you're mine. I don't care if you don't want me because I'm yours all the time.

Japanese Akoya pearls are health hazard on men when worn by beautiful ladies!

How's the weather in Paris Queen Victoria?

Think of it this way: I'm england, you are scotland and she's ireland. You are a part of me! But without ireland, england can't be great britain.

keep wishing it could be that way Because my world would be a Wonderland

A7BHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Salem, Saleh, Saeed and Ali all in dubai without me :(

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I HATE you FEDEX! Ruined the 22nd anniversary. Still the glass is half full and the last date is the 10th :o so if anyone there works at fedex: please do hurry up even though I hate your company I still believe in miracles and my baby is set free on the 10th! So mark this date as truly Inspiring.

Pretty baby