What have I seen...
One whiff of a cocoa bean and they would fly like vampire before garlic! london must remain a sterile oasis, free from street eaters and coffee carriers! Aseptic and razor sharp as models hip bones. People that shop for lunch, labels are their only sustenance. Their skeleton legs in Manolo Blahniks have worn trenches down the pavement of sloane street. Stiffen the sinews with just enough arm muscle left to lift up credit cards! So No chocolate! Have I made myself perfectly clear?
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MUST read!!! LOL
Long but fun & so true!;)
Only in UAE:
You like someone, they like someone else & a third person likes you while none of you have any idea of what's going on!=D
You end a relationship but you're still not allowed to date/meet other people because your ex-bf/gf is considering fixing things...in a month or two.:/
You like someone & once you stop liking them, they start liking you!8-|
Being "single" means: The ability to date 5 different people at the same time with or without any of them knowing about each other & not be called a player, because you're looking for that "special someone".
Parties are made so people can hook up & make out instead of just dance & have a good time.
People who cheat at parties always blame "the alcohol".
Being in a relationship prohibits you from talking to your best friends of the opposite sex.
If you don't talk to your bf/gf 24/7, you don't care about them or you're considered a cheater (being pre-occupied with others)!
Jealousy is a sign of care!!!
You like or are in love with someone but don't want to get together with this person because you're dating someone else & don't want to "ruin" things between you two & the person you "love".
Exes who remain friends with you after a relationship is over still think they have the power to tell you what to do or not do.
And these are how relationships work in our beloved UAE!<3<3
Only in UAE:
You like someone, they like someone else & a third person likes you while none of you have any idea of what's going on!=D
You end a relationship but you're still not allowed to date/meet other people because your ex-bf/gf is considering fixing things...in a month or two.:/
You like someone & once you stop liking them, they start liking you!8-|
Being "single" means: The ability to date 5 different people at the same time with or without any of them knowing about each other & not be called a player, because you're looking for that "special someone".
Parties are made so people can hook up & make out instead of just dance & have a good time.
People who cheat at parties always blame "the alcohol".
Being in a relationship prohibits you from talking to your best friends of the opposite sex.
If you don't talk to your bf/gf 24/7, you don't care about them or you're considered a cheater (being pre-occupied with others)!
Jealousy is a sign of care!!!
You like or are in love with someone but don't want to get together with this person because you're dating someone else & don't want to "ruin" things between you two & the person you "love".
Exes who remain friends with you after a relationship is over still think they have the power to tell you what to do or not do.
And these are how relationships work in our beloved UAE!<3<3
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