Long but fun & so true!;)
Only in UAE:
You like someone, they like someone else & a third person likes you while none of you have any idea of what's going on!=D
You end a relationship but you're still not allowed to date/meet other people because your ex-bf/gf is considering fixing things...in a month or two.:/
You like someone & once you stop liking them, they start liking you!8-|
Being "single" means: The ability to date 5 different people at the same time with or without any of them knowing about each other & not be called a player, because you're looking for that "special someone".
Parties are made so people can hook up & make out instead of just dance & have a good time.
People who cheat at parties always blame "the alcohol".
Being in a relationship prohibits you from talking to your best friends of the opposite sex.
If you don't talk to your bf/gf 24/7, you don't care about them or you're considered a cheater (being pre-occupied with others)!
Jealousy is a sign of care!!!
You like or are in love with someone but don't want to get together with this person because you're dating someone else & don't want to "ruin" things between you two & the person you "love".
Exes who remain friends with you after a relationship is over still think they have the power to tell you what to do or not do.
And these are how relationships work in our beloved UAE!<3<3
